Instant Win Airbags                                Crazed German Youths

                     Woman Gets By On Looks                     Aspirin and Fifth of Bourbon

    Reagan Pyramid                  Eight Pound Man Removed            30 Liter Coke

      Bush Finds Error                  Peta Commandos Kill 49, Save Rabbit                                          Phish Collapses                    

 World Death Rate Holding Steady             Alzheimer Patients Demanding Cure

   Congress Passes No-Abilities Act                  ACLU Defends Nazi Rights

                                       New Improved Homeless           US No Longer Responsible for Lost Or Stolen Items

   Mexican Scientists       US Ambassador Charged With Making Up CountryS

        Small & Flacid Ad Campaign                                                           Starbucks Phase Two      

                                                         Sex For Security Scam