Report: Vulgaria May Possess Flying-Car Technology
                WASHINGTON, DC--State
                Department officials are "deeply
                concerned" by a just-released report
                that Vulgarian despot Baron
                Bomburst has acquired Chitty Chitty
                Bang Bang, the fantastical flying car
                created by zany, limber inventor
                Caractacus Potts. "Vulgaria is
                already a leader in the fields of child
                abduction and wife-beating,"
                Secretary of State Madeleine
                Albright said. "If they can
                reverse-engineer the Potts device
                and discover the tactically crucial,
                splendiferous technology of airborne,
                turn-of-the-century Grand Prix racers,
                the global balance of power could
                potentially be altered forever."