FBI Raids Fridge
WASHINGTON, DC—In a surprise midnight raid Monday, FBI agents seized the contents of the break-room refrigerator in the J. Edgar Hoover FBI Building. "We had reason to believe there were still some Chinese leftovers from Friday," FBI director Robert Mueller told reporters. "Our files indicated that they were already three days old, so we couldn't afford to drag our feet on the matter." Whether FBI agents overstepped their bounds by seizing a container of General Tsao's Chicken that had "Michelle S." written on it is currently under review by the Justice Department.